🎃 Halloween is coming

Dress your pet for the haunting.

Nun, Priest and Pope robes in up to five sizes. Dignity optional, photo opportunities guaranteed.

⭐ Open back · Off in one pull · Sized by neck girth · 30-day returns

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Choose your fighter

Three robes, three personalities. Order two or three and mix them however you like.

Hooded, solemn, devastatingly cute. Cut with an open back so they stay cool.

Tiny arms, a very large Bible and a face that says it has seen things.

Embroidered mitre, red cape, golden paw print. Full papal energy.

Why it lands

The joke only works if your pet tolerates it long enough to be photographed. Everything here is built around that thirty seconds.

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Three characters
Nun, Priest and Pope, each cut differently. Pick by the photo you want.
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Sized off the neck
Every size is a measured neck girth rather than a guess at breed.
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Breathable through the back
The back stays open, so body heat escapes instead of building up under fabric.
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Comes off in one pull
Nothing closes around the throat. When they have had enough, they can leave.

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Order early so the photo shoot is ready before the trick-or-treaters.

~~€34,95~~ €24,95

Will my pet keep it on?

Some settle into it, some shake it off inside a minute. The back is open and nothing fastens tight, so getting out is easy by design.

Is it safe to leave on?

Not unsupervised. It is a costume for photos and short wear. Take it off once you are done.